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Dalton, I'm female and 19, down for any adventure. I'm also a captain, so yeah, If you wanna help my ship function feel free to donate a dollar to da ghetto booty kru, you'd be forever loved and maybe even given a link to my dirty tumblr ;D







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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

daltonthecaptain:

Fame is calling my name .

daltonthecaptain:

Fame is calling my name .

femmadilemma:

just watch it

1 day ago1,549,280 plays

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

bubbley-boo:

BEST DADDY APPRECIATION POST

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

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aeviternal-pneuma:

fuckyeahlaughters:

someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god

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CANT BREATHE

misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 

oomshi:

I’ve never blocked someone with no regret as I did w this Miss Piggy wannabe

oomshi:

I’ve never blocked someone with no regret as I did w this Miss Piggy wannabe

alexisafuckinnerd:

Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.