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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

umbriss:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck hahahaha

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slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

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This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

Anonymous said: fuck's the beep test???

bastille:

lemme tell u the story of my people son

the first beep goes off and you start off motivated and you feel like you can do this. The 20 metres feel like nothing, as you run, another beep goes forcing you to make it to the opposite side of the gym. The beeps get faster and faster as you cling for air, the children begin to drop. Slowly at first and then all at once. You just pray to god you arent the first to drop off. The beeps get faster and faster till you can take it no more. You go to the side, out of the other peoples way as their legs begin to buckle. You look over and you see the bodies of many lying limp on the floor. Some may even faint and be sent home. And that my son, is the story of the beep test.

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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whimmy-bam:

WHO LET THIS BE A CHILDREN’S SHOW

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.