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Dalton, I'm female and 19, down for any adventure. I'm also a captain, so yeah, If you wanna help my ship function feel free to donate a dollar to da ghetto booty kru, you'd be forever loved and maybe even given a link to my dirty tumblr ;D







craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

unabating:

his eyelashes come outside of the mirror and it’s pissing me off

unabating:

his eyelashes come outside of the mirror and it’s pissing me off

deal-breaker:

zachcpatton:

x

out of context this seems really stupid and annoying

fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
jacklesonmymind:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

gayngelofthelord:

somewhatdorky:

georgebuttsky:

mariamacintosh:

hatersgonnahateemee:



Why is this gif so perfect??? Because Hotsuff Jared Ackles is in it!



Jared Ackles




that picture is making me very uncomfortable

omf

jacklesonmymind:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

gayngelofthelord:

somewhatdorky:

georgebuttsky:

mariamacintosh:

hatersgonnahateemee:

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Why is this gif so perfect??? Because Hotsuff Jared Ackles is in it!

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Jared Ackles

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that picture is making me very uncomfortable

omf

keeppartyvangoing:

skoogers:

constable-frozen:

chocolate~

???

staff please delete constable-frozen

here-booker-catch:

dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

give me my twizzlers, fuckboy

spoopynep:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

theghostofliverpoolstitledreams:

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

booooom-blast-and-ruin

theghostofliverpoolstitledreams:

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

booooom-blast-and-ruin

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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